Southern California Poop Cleanup Information

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I"m Eddie Evans and I do poop (feces) cleanup for Southern California.

Human, cat, and dog poop cleanup scheduled at all hours, 7 days a week. Over 14 years in the business, I've cleaned houses, apartments, condominiums, business rest rooms, and much more. I'm priced to help families and businesses.


Technology dealers flush toilets 500 to 2000 years ago, depending on your definition of a flush toilet. Queen Elizabeth's godson, Sir John Harrington, could not bare the idea of his queen taking part in poop cleanup. He created the first flush toilet the poop cleanup and its name was "Ajax.". Harrington thought that his queen godmother would appreciate an easy poop cleanup device after she defecated. During the 18th century we received some of our best improvements for flush toilets and poop cleanup. Three man by the names of Alexander coming (responsible for inventing the valve mechanism), Joseph Brahma (responsible for improving on the), and Thomas crapper – – whose real name, (responsible for improving its parts).

One flush toilet known as the "siphonic flush" pumps water out of the toilet bowl and into the pipe. The S-bend proved very valuable because it allowed water to rest in the created to reduce odors.

This Victorian invention received ornate decorations. Poop cleanup now had it own art form. It would take a long time for the masses to receive flush toilets for their poop cleanup; in the meantime, they continued to poop out windows, in alleys, just about an where that they could.

Poop cleanup had few if any professionals willing to call their occupations titles "poop cleanup technician. They would not have fancy artwork that included the prettiest pottery figurines for a long time. In the beginning, roughly 2 dozen  flush toilets made their way to the ruling class homes for indoor poop cleanup.

If we were asked to vote for the most important invention in history, most of us would vote for the toilet if we knew we were going to be forced to give it up for something tiny like fire, the wheel, or living in Southern California. So successful have toilets served and their design remains basically the same as when the first at the market.

A Distressed Purchase, Even in Southern California

In the market, the toilet remains a "distressed purchase" because it's only replaced when necessary, like when it's the only alternative to poop cleanup.

Meanwhile, the interest in toilets remained hidden, if it existed at all, but for John Harrington and his queen.

I don't believe anyone in Southern California could go without a flush toilet for long.

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A visit to Tokyo reveals that the Japanese have a serious interest in their toilets. Poop cleanup always remained a taboo subject, at least in poop cleanup's historical writings. A favorite toilet known as the two to as heated toilet seats, which you will find in McDonald's. Of course we will find it due to the many other places, but finding a toilet seat cover heated in McDonald's surpasses are highest expectations for this commonly used poop cleanup technology.

Japan remains the world's leader when it comes toilets. They have toilets that check blood pressure, play music, wash and dry your bottom and front parts with a toilet nozzle that sprays warm water and warm air. It sucks smelly ions from the air and switches on and off as needed. The high-end poop-cleanup toilets we know as "Toto toilets" and they have have no tank.
A truly high function toilet in Japan for poop cleanup goes by the name as the WASHLIT. As common as the Band-Aid in the United States, over 20 million WASHLIT in this nation of only 160 million people serve the poop cleanup needs of these tidy people. In fact, more Japanese own a WASHLIT than those who have computers in their homes.

Japanese school children refuse to use anything else. We're talking about a very high standard of living here. In the United States, it is not uncommon for school janitors to spend part of their evening cleaning poop off the walls as a standard poop cleanup activity. For some reason, psychological for certain more than likely, a small number of America's children believe it's their place in society to smear their poop on walls of their school bathrooms; this is mostly male behavior. Not so in Japan. Tidiness rules the day.

It's not just about reliable toilets. It is not about gimmickry and bells and whistles. It's about beautiful engineering for high functioning toilets and public health. Consider that only 60 years ago, probably 70 or 80 now, Japanese were using pit latrines. Consider that in places like Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, and even North Korea, people continue to use pit latrines.


In the United States, baby boomers have a tendency to die using the toilet early in the morning. No way they would make it to an old age having to squat every time they need to poop as people in the Far East continue to do.
Sit down toilets did not come quickly to Japan. But, by 1977 the majority of Japanese were sitting instead of squatting to poop. Cultural change comes with difficulty
One Japanese of some notoriety commented that he was afraid to use the sit down toilet. He had a phobia because it had nightmares of sitting down in a shoe sushi bar and pooping because of his condition into the sit down toilet. This embarrassment derived has some basis in Japanese culture. TOTO produced the Flush Princess, which creates a fake flushing sound for disguising the sound of bodily functions. A visit to Japan reveals that the Flush Princess now resides in most public rest rooms for women.
It would be wrong to give the idea that the Japanese have overgrown their shyness when it comes to poop cleanup matters. They haven't. To date, toilet do not advertise because the Japanese would poop cleanup advertising offensive.

Southern California poop cleanup services remain available for appointment 24/7/365. I travel for large poop cleanup jobs. I've cleaned infectious waste in Manhattan, New York and Seattle, Washington. As long as the work justifies the travel time and expense, I remain available for poop cleanup in Southern California.

I am Eddie Evans and I am a professional infectious waste cleanup practitioner. Besides poop cleanup I also do homicide cleanup, suicide cleanup, and unattended death cleanup.

But because the California County Sheriff-Corner, even the Orang County Sheriff, employees decided they wanted to monopolize the biohazard cleanup business, I no longer have my biohazard cleanup business. County employees are not supposed to do this sort of thing. They are not supposed to become soft enriched by means of their employment with the county, but they do it anyway. In the end the cost consumers more.

Most of the crooked crime scene cleanup companies in California Counties do not do the work I do, which is poop cleanup in most cases. This remains fine with me. You must understand that I do charge a fair amount of money for my work and I must. I must also charge for cash.

I Quote a Price for Southern California Poop Clean up

I quote a price and I guarantee my price I guarantee my work. I can do no more than offer a fair price for a very dirty job that is an infectious job in term of disease and culturally stigmatized.

Southern California poop cleanup accounts for a large part of my infectious waste cleanup business these days; I travel farther when I'm offered more money for my time and expense. I've traveled to Las Vegas, Nevada and Sacramento, California.

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What I do - -

Removing means that I remove other soiled material as needed and as meets the desires of my clients. Remove often require scrubbing and rinsing and re-scrubbing every rinsing as well as sanitizing. I have been in the business for 14 years. I have traveled to many places throughout the country. I have done infectious waste cleanup and 24 states. I have cleaned from Shasta California to San Diego California. I have cleaned up 18,000 pounds of bird poop in a four-story factory, abandoned Fresno factory.

I make these points to make myself known as a professional poop cleanup technician. Many people laugh about what I do for a living, and that is okay. Somebody has to do it and I need the money. Work is hard to come by no matter what anyway.

My have clients discretionary income, which means they have a little extra money to spend for poop cleanup. Sometimes my clients do not have much money at all, but their families do. In fact, over half my telephone calls for feces cleanup come from family members concerned for their loved ones.

Many of us become incontinent as we grow older. Incontinence for the elderly now belongs to a way of life for many baby boomers. If you have ever had incontinent problems then you know how embarrassing it can be. Besides embarrassing, inconstant it is leads the poop cleanup by oneself in most cases. For some of us though, it requires the help of another. Some of us have live-in friends and nurses to help with inconstant ends. Some of the elderly that I have worked for in the past have lived with their problem for a very long while. They live in their own poop and say nothing to friends and relatives. Eventually relatives learn about their condition and intervene. That is when they call me.


Wickedly infectious germs will continue to be unusual to the science of microbiology. Some of the microorganisms we will learn about in the next 100 years will prove benign and even helpful. Some will prove to be deadly with a tendency to invade remedy. When it comes to the study of poop we know already that poop has roughly 6000 viruses. Under what condition do these viruses become less benign and more threat to human health?

We live in a sea of countless invisible microorganisms as we always have. If we were to remove all the bacteria from our bodies only 25% of our bodies would remain as an identifiably human composition. We depend on these bacteria and their lives to do what they do for us.

When these infectious microorganisms invade our country, Southern California, our bodies, we pay dearly. From Hong Kong, and infectious germ traveled from a its Asian host to Orange County. In 1924 continue to run until the end of World War II. It took DDT to stop it spread and it continues today in ground squirrels and other wild rodent burrows. In facts 10 to 15 people a year. In February 1992 at least 31 of 356 passengers on a flight from Buenos Aires to California suffered intestinal infections after eating's a seafood salad. In 1991, three Maryland party revelers swallowed the bugs and frozen coconut milk from Thailand. The sum this up, watch out for ceviche and pina coladas.

Health Care

Did you know that about one-sixth of all the money spent on goods and services in the United States goes to health care? That is roughly a a trillion dollar figure. Imagine that 50 years ago it was a fraction at 1/20 of what we spend today. This means that our medical expense pie has grown in taking a much bigger bite out of what we have available for other expenses. Of course, we spend a lot on consumer goods that are worthless to our most basic concerns, and shelter. How much of this money goes to needless medical expense that could be otherwise dampened with responsible approaches to health care remains to be seen.

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It seems ironic to that may be the world's poor must survive without the fruits of this investment. They have little sanitation, low pharmaceuticals, and too often to fewer no doctors. We live as kings and Southern California County.

The term "germ" comes from the Latin and means "sprout". This is not a precise scientific term by any means. Germs live as bacteria in most cases and they have a single celled existence. Some live as parasites and cause disease through runaway infection of their host the release of powerful poisons. Bacteria released viruses that have jumped aboard these bacteria to reproduce. Because wire is have no reproductive system of their own they do not qualify as "life" as 21st-century science understands life, a substance capable of reproduction. As pirates, viruses live on their host metabolism. Consider that bacteria and viruses account for most of the human diseases we must deal with in Southern California. Consider that many of these diseases arise from our very own poop.

Of course fungi and protozoa create less interest.

As pathogens the more harmful of the fungi, protozoa, bacteria, and viruses fall victim to our medical science chemistry. Antibiotics destroy pathogenic bacteria without killing our own healthy cells. Today we have few antiviral drugs we can use to destroy invading germs and infected host. This is why it is so important to follow a medical doctor's advice when telling us to consume all of our antibiotics as prescribed. Not following medical advice when consuming antibiotics only leads to create an environment in which pathogens become more well adapted to our antibiotics as well as retrovirus antibiotics.

It took many hundreds of years before we could develop a science by the seat of our pants as a species to create that overall language you use to defeat invading armies of dangerous pathogens. Antonies van Leeuwenhock made his spare time useful by studying lens making. From his lenses he made observations of microorganisms in freshwater as early as 1674. He called the critters that he observed "animalcules."

Earlier, the Roman writer Varro believe that we became sick by inhaling "tiny animals" that appeared from nowhere. Definitely was onto something and if others had followed this line of thinking we may have arrived at the germ theory of disease earlier. The scientific method must provide the light for others to follow if we are to find something of substance to believe.

It took Louis Pasteur, the man we call "the father of "the germ theory of disease"" to spearhead modern bacteriology, which he did while studying wind plant diseases. Followed by the Nobel prize winner Robert Koch (1843-1910) in 1879, pathogenic diseases were proven to exist in every case of disease. These organisms could be drawn into existence by reproducing themselves and "cultured" this is outside of the infected body.

In California, we approach nature and the environment without an openness to all its wonder. We act like masters, consumers, ruthless explorers, and remain able to set limits on our immediate needs. We place our poop in a pipeline of sewers destined for sewage treatment and disposal. This type of poop cleanup dates back to the ancient Greeks. Poop cleanup for Southern California relies on water, as many other places. We could recycle our poop during drought times, but curl tu rally we're not prepared to include poop cleanup as a necessity for agriculture.

We'll continue poop cleanup for cattle to fertilize crops. Poop cleanup for chicken poop has a great market too.

The actual manufacturing process for recycling poop cleanup profitable outcomes, of course.


And can we count on it?

All too frequently germs are spread by pathogenic contaminated feces. So disadvantaged kids without appropriate hygiene suffer first. Some can be immunized early in life and then only suffer minor malaise or no illness. Poop related illnesses in poor countries that infect people hit kids in day care centers, gay men, and tourists from rich countries. The tourist remain ignorant of the realities of life in a poor country. Even the United States does not remain free from protozoans G. lamblia, which showed up in 7 percent of US stool samples. To avoid such parasites it is best to avoid drinking surface water in Third World countries.

The enerovirus viruses find beaches miles from sewage plants and offshore dump site. So we know that they migrate easily and effectively. Because their favorite way into the human body is through the mouth, swimmers have a high risk of infection. Is it any wonder that Santa Monica Bay became the focal point for the battle cry, "Heal the bay!"?

Severe repertory virus appeared In 2006 and 2007. Called "AD14," this rarely reported killed 9 of the stricken patients AD14. Both respiratory secretions and fecal matter became suspect for causing these deaths. Because military populations have a propensity for fecal matter related diseases, some researchers believe that crowding and stress play a role in their development.

In the field, infantry soldiers are well aware of the importance of physical hygiene just as their commanders remain desperately aware. Soldiers as well as others become infected by the feces of infected animals such as cattle by coming in contact water used by roaming animals.

The best way to deal with poop cleanup is to not let it become necessary. It's for this reason that "slit trenches" serve as communal potty places and avoids any sort of poop cleanup needs; likewise, "cat holes" serve individual infantry solders. Still, some soldiers like special forces soldiers are required to continue poop cleanup as they perform surveillance work behind enemy lines.

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Causes of Illness from Poop Cleanup

Swallowing enough of the bacteria involved in poop cleanup can lead to two weeks of illness. This infectious waste hazard remains a big reason for poop cleanup expenses. Healthy people can cure themselves, but some of us do not do well and require effective treatments for replacement of lost fluids. Waterborne infections like those caused by cryptosporidiosis lead to mass health hazards.

Over 300,000 Milwaukee residents became ill from city water. With severe diarrhea they suffered mightily. At least 4000 people were hospitalized, the largest number ever reported in an industrialized country.

Cryptosporidia do not die from routine chlorination as shown by the Milwaukee Bug bee lived in Clorox.

Boiling water appears to be a sound defense. Water must be boiled at least one minute. At high altitudes of 6,562 feet the water must boil for three minutes. But not all viruses are heat resistant. Cryptosporidia lives well in oysters contaminated by sewage runoff from pastors. It is a good idea to avoid oysters if you can just for this reason. Also it is a good idea to avoid gulping while in a swimming pool. The elderly should avoid swimming pools frequently use by children.


It takes a lot of water to move civilization's poop in sewers. Millions of gallons of water used during the separation of poop adds to overall water use. A forked road of problems arise as the poop's transportion by water arises. Are their limits to Southern California's use of water for poop cleanup because of its over population and water shortages. We have no idea. We seldom spend time learning about this fundamental task of a civilized society.


By contrast, a more intimate knowledge of our poop's disposal may lead to a more natural and radical treatment of human poop. In this way poop cleanup technicians become more respectable, incidentally. Perhaps treating poop cleanup more simply and with less scorn leads to better control and use, too. By "use" I do not mean to say that Southern California must use poop to fertilize fields within its borders, but some planners actively consider this idea for the near future.

Our high technology promises a means of envisioning more sanitary and useful approaches to poop cleanup.

A crisis awaits poop cleanup and obstructionist attitudes. Believers change their attitudes and indifference, nonchalant resignation or blind confidence in technical solutions. Meanwhile, Southern California's water continues to pump poop from our homes, across city streets, and into centralized waste facilities.


Just as the water market promoted excessive use of water, the market tends to promote extreme consumerism in food and this in itself creates extreme pooping. Obesity alone tells us that there must be a lot of poop in our sewers. Our physical girth plays a big part in poop cleanup for sewage systems. Southern California cannot hide from its own obesity and what this means in terms of pooping. By now we can see that we've lost an awareness of our common origins.

Our mutual belonging, and of a future sharing of our environment now becomes clouded as our own loss of self-control proves obvious. This lack of basic awareness towards more satisfying life-styles remains hidden subconsciously. Our mass culture rewards conspicuous consumers while denigrating poor consumers as well as poop cleanup technicians.


Nature's Snap-back

Now an educational challenge confronts us as nature snaps back that elastic pull humanity used to reach this consumption level. A great cultural, spiritual and now educational challenge stands next to our educational challenges. What shall we do with Southern California and its poop cleanup needs? What shall we do with our own poop cleanup needs? The two stand parallel as they move into the future.

People are easily caught up in a whirlwind of needless buying and spending. Compulsive consumerism is one example of how the techno economic paradigm affects individuals. Our conformity to the production of gadgets and techniques seems reasonable and just. But in the end they cost us; it costs us as California residents, and it costs people in other lands.

This paradigm leads people to believe that they are free as long as they have freedom to consume. We represent a minority in the world wielding wild economic and financial powers. Among the confuse consumers we have confuse poopers. Postmodern humanity has yet achieved a new self-awareness capable of offering guidance and direction. It lacks identity for its own source of anxiety. We become confused and misguided because we've lost our connection to nature.

We live in a seedbed of collective selfishness. People become self-centered. Greed increases every day. As our attitudes for consumption become more widespread so do our social norms clash with our personal needs.

Finally, an economic calculus comes into play no matter what city we live in, including Southern California.

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A History of Poop

Like everything else in society we find that poop cleanup has a history, as does the toilet. This history begins when people start to write about it.

During the 17th century in France a certain Royal attitude towards poop arose. The king had sought along with his poets to purify the commerce of words while making language fluent. This precapitalist inclination directed royal poets regenerate an urban circulation of purified language. The idea, in part, arose from a French population suffering the effects of poop accumulation. Poop cleanup remained in the dark. Public health remained a mystery.

Terrorism emerged in language. Icky words arose to describe the urban lives inside a labyrinth of connecting streets and open sewers. It became the job of linguists to dispel order through syntax as well as through words.

"Pare-fumier" became the means of linguistically dealing with substances too close in meaning to the thing they signified. Words were to be given fancy sounds to signify filthy substances.


Impolite discussions could be made more polite, made elegant, by getting rid of the improper for properly framed sounds. Grammarians and writers were to transform waste into a novel form of beauty. The idea was to create a French language in which "the French language could not call barbarian."

So there came a time and a place when language must already have labored to eliminate, reduce sounds related to the elimination of poop talk. Certainly, poop cleanup talk remained taboo. The French language, according to Freud, sought cleanliness, order, and beauty. As a result, the French made sure that their language academy served the population by policing its language. From its inception's, Paris did not take long to become a city of poop requiring poop cleanup for the sake public hygiene and verbal niceties.

Still, no orderliness and beauty of language could dispel the Oder, the filth, and the disease spread by poop unregulated in city streets. Poop cleanup remained an unknown virtue.


Civilization does not follow a rhythm of linear progression, neither does poop cleanup. In Civilization and Its Discontents, Freud asserted that, "the similar to that which exists between the civilizing process and the evolution of the libido and the individual" suggests that progress follows a haphazard, happenstance movement my starts and fits.

Neither in France nor the United States of America have our societies moved from their drive to produce new refuge while seeking extreme measures to hide poop cleanup. For so many, the idea of poop cleanup remains up down their with incest.

In Paris, the idea of a humanist approach to poop cleanup followed from the Renaissance. A returned to colaca maxima ensured improvements in disease control followed. The phrase itself, colaca maxima, became a signifier of civilization's progress towards humanity's poop cleanup with a sewer system fit for Roman empires. Rome had aqueducts for handling its poop cleanup second to none.

According to Freud, civilization follows a path towards creating use values and goods. Meanwhile, a drive to gain-in-pleasure occurs. The pleasure principle becomes antagonistic to the more practical subsidization of nature to human manipulation. In the middle of these two opposing goals we find poop. Poop, a necessary outcome of socially profitable production becomes an inevitable by-product of cleanliness, order, and beauty. The ultimate pinnacle of consumer society stands high as a mountain of human feces.

The pleasure of defecating becomes "civilized" by the institution of colaca maxima.

Outside of production we find that poop must be placed in a useful form to help enrich civilization in a sublimated form. This means poop cleanup for reintroduction of poop into the soil, a literal "sublimation."

This is why we can talk about sublimation of the pleasure principle, subjugating the Id to an unconscious realm of being in the world. We produce auxiliary origins according to Freud and his auxiliary origins secrete waste, poop. Now all of this may seem complex and foolish talk, but place it in the context of the emergent civilization less a beastie existence in which poop did not exist, not exist in the world as a word.

Before civilization and before the rise of language, two interwoven developments in the emergence of civilization, poop did not already exist because we did not have a language to distinguish. At some point it ranked with other other substances in our environment.


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Surely at some point its stink, its smell became a human biohazard as small, small human groups littered their grounds with poop; it must have attracted predators and once the predators had zeroed in on the poop they found their way to the human beings.

Most likely, early humans slept in trees to avoid predators and poop gathered under tree limbs. Coming down in the morning may have lead to ambush by lurking predators. So human beings learned to discard or bury their waste as a result. Unlike domesticated cats, human beings do not have an instinct for burying their poop. Perhaps this type of experience played some small role in the emergence of the human mind.

Once the survivability of signifying poop as a life-threatening substance and noxious goo, the creation of labels for their environment would soon place poop on the low end of its favored substances; yet, it carried powerful social taboos once groups learned to properly dispose of it. One can imagine enemies pooping near their opponents camps to fetch predators. Dirty tricks and jokes soon became the hallmark of poop. An aesthetic arose as poop cleanup remained for the future.

The return of that which is dumped must awaken our minds to a new form of thinking. In this solo outcome we find the mind seeking to develop a forked path: one, a recycle route which becomes useful; learn to forever abandon that which threatens upon return.

Call now for an estimate. I do Southern California poop cleanup for a reasonable price. Please keep in mind that poop cleanup remains infectious waste cleanup and, therefore, hazardous to my health.

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